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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Pacman eating a meatball of sorts

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

It’s a butthole on a bun of sorts

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Literal translation ball sausage and fun sausage.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Does this imply the balls are the fun part of the sausage?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

sausage is stored in the balls

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Definitely the fun part.

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 23 points 1 day ago

Conversely, spotted this recently

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Hotdog Slider!

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.

Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto

Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny

[-] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago
[-] sykael@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I've eaten ones like this tho. Longer, but incredibly girthy.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hot dogball

WuW

[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 23 hours ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Jag älskar att det där var en grej

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

You can't make a hot dog ball by putting it in the blender, stupid, it becomes dust which you shouldn't breathe.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Hotdog dust, don't breathe this.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth

[-] drunkman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

gobblin' deez nut

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Now this is vulgar

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