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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 5 months ago

Company launches new dress code for men to increase masculinity in the workplace ..... all males are now required to wear just a small loin cloth and cover themselves with oil.

[-] graycube@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago
[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

While it may not be technically a scent, it is definitely a smell and absolutely a vibe. None of those good though.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Zuck seems bored. Maybe he should donate his fortune and start over. Prove he is the shit.

He will need to change his name, and shave his head, and not us his contacts (humans, not lenses).

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 14 points 5 months ago

That's probably why Bill Gates set up his foundation. He wasn't allowed to grow his empire, so he decided to go the Carnegie route.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

Is Zuck projecting just because he can’t grow facial hair?

[-] ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Masculine energy is a large part of what makes our corporate and political world feel so shitty in the first place. Specifically, the energy of these swaggering blowhard men who need to impose themselves on everyone else and accumulate power and wealth in order not to drown in their own insecurity.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Not an original thought among them. Just make up some bro-science about manliness, because that’s what you imagine about yourself, and indicate that nobody else meets this fictional standard. Nevermind you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a closed room with a psychotic housecat. Guess he skipped using terms like “Alpha” male and “Beta”, but it’s the same old shit.

[-] Laser@feddit.org 8 points 5 months ago

These people are so boring. No original thought. Bring back manliness wah wah wah. How about he bring back some old fashioned manliness by working in the factory all day and then go home and be quiet? Ah no of course not that kind of manliness.

So dull

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

The Chaser should have gone through with their rebrand.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Sure thing, enlarge that target on your backs idiots

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