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the D word. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@slrpnk.net

Don't make me get the sockbat

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Stuff that hasn't undergone pedogenesis. If it's under your fingernails or on your car, you can call it dirt ;)

[-] nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I've known a few people who've undergone pedogenesis, so far one's in the state prison and the others are probably gonna be there within a decade

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Soiled = covered in dirt. Got it!

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How would you explain the term "soiled themselves" for when someone pisses their own pants?

Edit: accidentally did Spoiled instead of Soiled. My bad!

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Spoiled:
To be treated to a desire that one would normally be denied.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Oops! I did a typo! I meant "soiled"! That was my bad! I fixed it tho

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 3 points 2 months ago

Dirt is the accumulation of everything that used to be alive since the beginnings of life on this planet, broken down over millenia and some of it also including inorganic materials, stacked on top of each other and compressed.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~So, dirt? ๐Ÿ˜ ~~

Sorry, replied to wrong person. Haha

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

As a former plant nursery employee, it's soil when it's in a container, and dirt once it hits the floor.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Remember when we didn't have the bacteria to breakdown certain organic structures so trees just kinda sat there for decades

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Decades?

  • motions vaguely at carbon deposits across the planet *
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Decades, tens of millions of years, what's the difference?

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

at least a week, I reckon

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Tens of millions of years is really just millions of decades.

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Many many many decades, they sat around until they became coal!

[-] gubblebumbum@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

so like my turds?

[-] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Opened up Lemmy to a stream of memes about soil (wanted to say dirt but I would like to keep my kneecaps), love to see it.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

You chose wisely. ;)

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