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the D word. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 18 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@slrpnk.net

Don't make me get the sockbat

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 18 hours ago
[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

As a former plant nursery employee, it's soil when it's in a container, and dirt once it hits the floor.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Stuff that hasn't undergone pedogenesis. If it's under your fingernails or on your car, you can call it dirt ;)

[-] nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

I've known a few people who've undergone pedogenesis, so far one's in the state prison and the others are probably gonna be there within a decade

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 17 hours ago

Soiled = covered in dirt. Got it!

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

How would you explain the term "soiled themselves" for when someone pisses their own pants?

Edit: accidentally did Spoiled instead of Soiled. My bad!

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 points 16 hours ago

Spoiled:
To be treated to a desire that one would normally be denied.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Oops! I did a typo! I meant "soiled"! That was my bad! I fixed it tho

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 15 hours ago

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 3 points 17 hours ago

Dirt is the accumulation of everything that used to be alive since the beginnings of life on this planet, broken down over millenia and some of it also including inorganic materials, stacked on top of each other and compressed.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

~~So, dirt? ๐Ÿ˜ ~~

Sorry, replied to wrong person. Haha

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 17 hours ago

Remember when we didn't have the bacteria to breakdown certain organic structures so trees just kinda sat there for decades

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Decades?

  • motions vaguely at carbon deposits across the planet *
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Decades, tens of millions of years, what's the difference?

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 15 hours ago

at least a week, I reckon

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

Tens of millions of years is really just millions of decades.

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 3 points 15 hours ago

Many many many decades, they sat around until they became coal!

[-] gubblebumbum@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

so like my turds?

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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