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[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Staring at some open source code in horror, like you just flipped to a random page of the Necronomicon.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

[-] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Even flies?

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago

No I for sure complain, but for date bugs.. I'll be forgiving

[-] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Instead you report them

[-] durfenstein@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

[-] Blaiz0r@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers

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