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[-] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I stole some bullets from my workplace once.

I was unloading a truck at work one day, many years ago. One of the items on my trailer was a pallet of rifle ammunition. Whoever loaded this trailer on the other side of the country did a shitty job of it; plastic wrap was shredded, several boxes were torn open, the cardboard "do not stack" cone was crushed under the weight of a car engine, among other things. When I managed to exhume this pallet from the trailer, the plastic gave way, spilling dozens of boxes and hundreds of loose bullets all over my trailer and loading dock. While I was cleaning up the mess, I impulsively pocketed a few bullets for myself. Nobody ever asked me about it. I don't even own a gun. But I have a few bullets.

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[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

I once billed a man, just to see him cry.

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[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can't own a gun because the call of the void is too strong.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Samesies. Those darn intrusive thoughts!

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Same.

The only reason I’m alive is because I can’t make my kids go through losing a parent that way.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The most fun I've ever had in my life was when I was young lighting off fireworks and a nearby patch of grass started on fire. My father and I ran over and meticulously stomped out every bit of fire as it spread, and managed to beat it handily. It was exciting.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Dempf@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

By coincidence, I inherited the RAM and CPU from the work computer of a guy who later shot up my workplace. Luckily he was the only one killed in the shooting. I still use the kit from the shooter to run my home server.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Look up a 80's movie called shocker. Bonus the bad guy is Skinner from the X-files.

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[-] teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Lost one of my testicles when I accidentally got hit during bandy practice. Scrotum turned into the size of a handball before it got better. No surgery or drainage, was told to let it be and it would fix itself.

Had a cup and everything so just got unlucky.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine lost a testicle to cancer. When he recovered, he told me that it just made the other one twice as potent.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That's not about you. Tell me about who you've embalmed.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I had a friend a few blocks away growing up and we'd walk over to each other's house all the time. One day when I was 9 or 10 I was walking home and there were a dozen cop cars outside a house. Next door to them was another kid we knew but who was a grade above us so we weren't close.

When I got home I told my parents about all the police at this house. They did some digging around and turns out the guy who lived there was a child molester. I didn't really know what that meant at the time other than it was bad.

I still hope that the kid who lives next door wasn't one of the victims.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I am a patron to several ancient and eldritch nature deities.

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Probably not as interesting, but I was woken up as a kid (teen?) by my mom screaming and running into my room/in my bed. Woke up to see my dad standing in the doorway with a steak knife. She had asked him to go to rehab. That was it. We're good though 🤙🏾

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