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Every Book on Elon Musk's Shelf Just False Lever That Reveals Yet Another Katana Room (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Elon Musk reading this headline: "ZOMG that writer must think I'm so cool! They like me! They really like me!"

[-] ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago

greed

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

“Normally I’d be excited to win a contract this big, but every day he’d come in and give weird notes like ‘more yeet’ or ‘can you make the katana moan when I remove it from the display.’ Not to mention he keeps trying to pay me in something called SkibidiCoin.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's a legit copy of mein kampf

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