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[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My eternal gratitude to anyone who can find the old Jonathan Katz stand up bit where he was spelling things out ridiculously to a 411 representative. I must have taped over my old VHS with it.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hawaiian comedian Frank De Lima told a joke about a Filipino announcer saying somebody needed to move their car, license plate B for Bictory, L for Elephant, Q for Cucumberrrrrrr...

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I used to have to be on the phones A LOT, and when I was requested to do this I would use the "Pasta Phoenetic" alphabet. You wouldn't believe how many different types of pasta there is!

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not that the 'phonetic alphabet' make any sense either though.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why should it though, it's just an agreed upon tool.

[-] subiacOSB@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

If ham radio taught me anything is the phonetic alphabet. Some people have been in the military. For me, I’m a ham.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Germans use ČS for "Tschechoslowakei". Yes, really − not only is Č not in the word, it's also not in the German alphabet.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Eggplant, xerxes, crybaby, overbite, narwhal.

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