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[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 109 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

P for Pterodactyl

S for Sea

W for Why

E for Eye

G for Gnu

J for Jalapeño

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're missing a few good ones.

A for An

C for Cay

I for In

K for Knight

N as in No (a few of these work with "as in" but not with "for")

O as in Other

P as in Pose

Q for Qing (since Jalapeño is allowed)

T for The

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

X as in Xi Jinping

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago

T as in tsunami.

P as in phone.

K as in knife or knee.

G as in gnostic.

X as in xylophone.

D as in djembe.

M as mnemonic.

O as in opossum in certain locales.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 86 points 3 months ago

My Battlefield 3 crew would designate objectives on voice coms as, "Ango, Bango, Chango, and Django".

[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Sounds a little.. unchained

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[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 63 points 3 months ago
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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

I once had a client tell me, "T as in... T."

Yeah, that was helpful.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago

I mean surely it was "T as in Tea"

Or maybe "T as in Tee"

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was in their mind. But those are still phonetically the same, and similar to P, E, C, etc.

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[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Love my copy of "P is for Pterodactyl". Great book, very uneducational.

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[-] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

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[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I worked in a call centre about 10 years ago. one time some old, presumably white, old woman called in and when spelling her name included "N for N****r"

I was dumbfounded

[-] teslasaur@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

We had those old alphabet books in school where N was "neger"

I believe the print date was around the 1950s. They were placed on bookshelves in classroms full of old books that i guess they never bothered to throw out.

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[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

I had too many customers get confused when I asked, "and that is pudenda spelled P as in Papa, U as in Uniform..." customer interrupts, "why are you talking like a radio?"

Had a regular that would spell it in NATO, and said he served in artillery. Heard just fine on his good ear, tinittus was just a low hum.

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 31 points 3 months ago

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot etc. it's SO HELPFUL when talking on the phone. I learned them all because no one could figure out my name.

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[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 30 points 3 months ago

“K for knight, P for pterodactyl, G for gnome”

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[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago

The police rang my house once, and he told me where I could reach them, and spelled out his name. I started writing his name out, but by the fourth name, I was thinking wtf is going on. This guy was spelling out his name by using names for each letter. A for Alex, B for Bob.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

T as in tardigrade

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 25 points 3 months ago

M as in Mancy?

[-] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

I was frustrated with the phone support agent and used ‘S, as in Stupid’ and I got hung up on.

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[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

I'm all about that NATO phonetic alphabet - which for some reason rubs certain people answering phones the wrong way.

Can't say I don't have a couple substitutions, though (Zebra instead of Zulu, Sam instead of Sierra, Frank instead of Foxtrot), but it's not like I'm working the radio of an aircraft or something.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

Sam and Frank are quite similar

Unrecognisable letter - a - m or n, very similar - unrecognisable could be both (say when it's loud and you're talking)

Sierra and Foxtrot are very different and that's what matters

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[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

My last name has a z in it and I had a customer service person say "z as in xylophone?"

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 months ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia"

[-] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

A for 'Orses

B for mutton

C for yourself

etc

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[-] jimp@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

L for… um Lesbian? Was one of my favourites

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[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 months ago

C for [ˌt͡ʃɛ.kʰɪ.sl̥oʊ̯.ˈvɑ.kʰi.ə] (Yes I did narrow transcription for the purpose of making it look worse 💀)

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

N as in "pneumatic", U as in "eulogy", K as in "Québec"...

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[-] lambda@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago

Easy. A is for apple B is for bapple C is for capple ...

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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[-] D8lineContentCre8or@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

C for Czechoslovakia may be a slight improvement over my go-tos:

A for Antidisestablishmentarianism

B for Buckminsterfullerene

C for Counterrevolutionaries

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[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

My favourite was E as in estrogen

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Q-cumber looks like a name for a tech startup which name was chosen as a bet or something like that.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Always been a petty pet peeve of mine. When I was training customer service reps I'd hand out a sheet and suggest they nail it up in their cube.

So much easier when everyone's on the same page. The military uses the phonetic alphabet because it's crystal clear, even over sketchy coms.

Why would you make up some bullshit of your own, having to constantly stop and think about it, when the pros already have a working system?! FFS, you don't even have to make the effort to memorize it, just use it a few times, done, it's in your head forever. Now I'm getting mad. (Told you I was petty about this.)

Anyone know why they use "niner"? Doesn't seem to mix up with other numbers.

EDIT: That's 2 band names I came out with today.

Petty Pet Peeve™

Anal Rail Gun™

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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Years ago I was on the phone with an airline agent and I had to read out my verification number. When I came to the letter V my brain short circuited and the only word I could think of was "vagina". I sat there in a panic for probably about 10 seconds going "uhhh... uhhh..." before I finally remembered the word "valentine".

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 3 months ago

Okay, that's K, as in KY Jelly. O, as in OnlyFans. L as in Lo Wang. A as in Asshole. N as in...

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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

A few months ago I expended the effort and learned that goddamn alphabet. Guess what? Haven’t needed it since. All gone.

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