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Vim (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 125 points 10 months ago

Learn how to take a screenshot
Clean your damned screen

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 78 points 10 months ago

Learn how to take a screenshot

Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 10 months ago

And what about their screen?

[-] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago

People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I feel like they intentionally got some bad glare on the screen, but in a spot where it wouldn’t interfere with you quickly reading the text. 🤌🏼

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago

Screenshots are also disabled.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.

[-] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

Clean your damned phone screen

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 71 points 10 months ago

It's okay. Emacs is still available.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 43 points 10 months ago

Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Does Emacs run Steam?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.

Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.

But that just means it could be you!

https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Holy shit, that looks real.

I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Is there some qemu elisp that would let you play amd64 games in a risc-v?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 10 months ago

Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Hey, personally, I use nano.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

But what about micro :P

Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Pretty great response.

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thanks!

I’ll add that onto my ~~pile~~ list of things to look into again once Helix gets its plugin functionality…

Edit: I’ve just ended up using Yazi from within Helix for this. :D

[-] mrkite@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

That's a programming font for the insane.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 28 points 10 months ago

I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke

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[-] mdhughes@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 10 months ago

ed (1) is still the standard text editor.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

You don’t use butterflies?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Based

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.

[-] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 months ago

Oh, same. Even got the bumper sticker so all the ladies know.

[-] tux0r@feddit.org 7 points 10 months ago

Try Emacs.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Or micro, if you wish nano made sense

[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh

[-] tux0r@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

What do you mean?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I have not seen that behavior

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Vim is illegal?

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre

( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)