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A bread knife (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] morgan_423@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

If your dad went out for cigarettes one day and didn't return, he didn't abandon your family.

He was actually kidnapped and fed to the AI so that it could extract the dad joke essence, to be able to do stuff like this.

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I am the dad in this story.

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Instead of ghost in the shell it's dad in the ghost.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A real bread knife made out of bread!

A real bread knife made out of bread.

It's actually a lame for scoring dough about to be baked but close enough. I have one and it makes me smile every time I take it out of the box. Sold out tho. 😓

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago

I can hear my family groaning in the next room

Thank you

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My pleasure I have 4-5 more ready a few more coming as well

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Families? Oo

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Peak French weapons technology.

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

You can just stab that bad boy right into your stomach and instantly stop being hungry. You’ll also die shortly after, but you’ll’ve also killed your hunger.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

I don't wanna see a p..p knife.

this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2025
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