Boeing Starliner astronauts will return to Earth in March 2025 after new NASA, SpaceX delay
That's one month later than previously planned, published Dec 18 2024
Just to refresh people’s short memories.
Oh no, my bus is 5 minutes late. I am stranded at the bus stop.
um ackshually, my bus was 7 minutes late today 🤓
Bringing them back now could leave the space station understaffed and jeopardize the science
And that’s what Trump wants. Science runs counter to his agenda, so who needs the ISS to be staffed?
The US president added on Truth Social: “Good luck Elon!!!”
why does the Don communicate with his Henchman via Social Network O.o?
Because it's the only way his dumb voter base can see he's "working".
Because he’s golfing
uh fuck it, lets go bowling.
C’mon Macniel, let’s go get us a lane
What if the astronauts sent "Resign" to that email from yesterday. Would they be sent back then or would they just be stuck working there until September 30 when the fiscal year ends.
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