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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Want
Want who?
One two three. Testing, testing, one two three...
Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?
He was just a fling.
I can't see a trans person having kids.
They're transparent
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, that's correct.
126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn't rigged.
(I'd be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I've heard it anywhere before.)
All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here
What's the best thing that can happen to a singer?
Having a name that sounds good
From my 6y/o
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hello
Hello who?
Halloumi
Ive cracked some bangers in my time.. But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip
Cant figure out how to link on a phone
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