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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ (theonion.com)
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 3 weeks ago

I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 72 points 3 weeks ago

Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs

I thought The Onion was satirical.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 33 points 3 weeks ago

Reporting the actual news since 2016

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

It's America's Finest News Source

[-] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 55 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus christ, this is the onion?

I was fucking sure it had to be true. It's his fucking MO.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, never. He doesn't know the word "resegregate".

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

The article doesn't have him use that word, it's the Onion's choice of word.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

The article title quotes him as using it

[-] makuus@pawb.social 45 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, it's not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it's best to turn them into a news site

[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 3 weeks ago

I shouldn't have had to check the community

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago

Goddamned onion is back to posting real news

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago

This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I hope the orange shit stain kills himself, or is dead soon

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thank God it's The Onion

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That man is a total jeenius! Go ahead try to find resegregate in a dicksionary. Can't? Why? Because he is a thinking man. He is the most thinking that anyone man has ever thinked before. That's why he knows the definition of such complex words and the rest of us just think it could be two words. It could be Reseg Regate! Regate sounds like rebate so I think Trump wants to lower flight costs so we can all fly too!

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