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HORSIFIER 8 was fine but it kinda feels like they lost the plot since they killed off The Jockey so soon (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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show transcriptgentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

HORSIFIER would be a pretty cool name for a movie

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

exactly

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