got treasure money now, no need to sell overpriced junk

I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like "I don't need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!" and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.

pulls out all the stops

I'm surprised those weren't optional, paid DLC

Not even Hitler would buy one. He's got too much self-respect than to associate with Elon.

Probably would have helped if it didn't look cobbled together out of sheet metal for a low-budget post-apocalypse movie. I picture Humungus standing up in it chasing Mel Gibson.

Has Elon Musk tried not being a fascist plutocrat?

Leon Skum is doing his best

Have they tried making a good car?

In the words of a wise yellow character HA HA