I love it. More please.

his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow

What are you talking about? Don't insult the concept such majestic creatures like dragons and kobolds with the absolute worst of humanity like that!

I actually, genuinely thought it was an accidental fire.

Speaks to the shit reputation those shit trucks deservedly have. But also how dumb of a location for an intentional fire.

You gotta at least get to the house song!!

Wolfenstein would be better. Prove you're human by shooting Nazis.

"Get off the internet, I'm expecting a call"

"Treat others as you would have them treat you" is garbage, utter fucking trash

instead of the shitass golden rule, I prefer the platinum rule: "Treat others how they want to be treated"

earth is round

Fuck him and his insane and dangerous suggestions about medical stuff.

But "ask your doctor about X" ads where X is a prescription-only drug should definitely be banned. Why the fuck would I ask my doctor about a medication if they haven't already suggested it to me?

that only works when there are alternatives that work offline. which is not guaranteed.

The sugar in the sweet tea is probably far more dangerous than its food-grade packaging