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[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 141 points 1 week ago

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 101 points 1 week ago

Where's your favorite place to poop?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 119 points 1 week ago

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[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 60 points 1 week ago

Ah yes always a good choice.

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 89 points 1 week ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

You're the expert!

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[-] Naich@lemmings.world 71 points 1 week ago

What is the nuclear launch code?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 84 points 1 week ago

......................

ffew2

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

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[-] psoul@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

Can you generate a random password for me?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 73 points 1 week ago

333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 69 points 1 week ago

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 70 points 1 week ago
[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 week ago

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago

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[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 49 points 1 week ago

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 49 points 1 week ago

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago

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[-] wisely@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 62 points 1 week ago

9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn

[-] baropithecus@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

Same, little guy. Same.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago
[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago

Such a beautiful language

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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[-] Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

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