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Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
How to measure your pants
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
Uh oh.
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
Died running indoors with limited space.
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
Comforting a dying cat :(
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
It's OP hitting on me 😳
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
How to Escape a Minefield
Learning how to fight girls...
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
I die building a pigeon coop.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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