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[-] onichama@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago

You're a software developer? Come to Germany, we need you! (not sponsored by german govt)

[-] BrutalPoseidon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

With a caveat that you should speak German otherwise you're locked out of over 60% of positions. At least that has been my experience.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Well you should just speak a little bit German that should be enough for another 30%

Just ask them why they're speaking German when America is why they don't have to speak German.

Checkmate, libruls.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My skills are a decade or so out of date. I've been relegated to "that computer guy" duties for family and friends.

[-] onichama@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

Even better, our tech is also outdated (:

[-] elvith@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

It ain’t much, but servicing fax machines is honest work…

[-] Finite@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the defense industry!

[-] uis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

WHAT? This is so random? Pinkie Pie, is that you?

[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If this was a real offer i'd actually come to Germany.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

One of the weirdest career arcs of all time

Also

become taxi driver

befriend underage prostitute

kill her pimp

kill her pimp?

become hero of the city!

[-] Confidant6198@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Unemployment hit record lows.

[-] Confidant6198@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, got it. People are juggling in between a plethora of low-paying jobs.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More temporary rather than low paying, we get decent wages here. Effectively the same problem though.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's kinda sad. Low unemployment means bad efficiency and living conditions will be worse over all.

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