They're eating the ~~dogs~~ beavers

I really, really want to know why someone added that provision in the first place, and why it didn't immediately get removed as being utterly irrelevant.

Personally, I'm of the opinion that--aside from predators and pets--you should be eating animals that you intentionally kill. It seems wasteful and disrespectful to kill a nuisance animal, and then just leave the body to rot.

They're just thinking ahead for Lent.

Get to eating and stuffing those beavers

Better get some training in. His wife's not taking any bush league layabout BS. Get to work, and eagerly. 🤌🏼

Dude Lawrence v Texas is still the law, you can eat beaver all you want for now