https://buddycarter.house.gov/uploadedfiles/redwhitebluelandact.pdf
I bet it will have dinosaurs and cool jumps and fireworks and no homework.
Hahaha...oh, this isn't The Onion
GOP hard at work on those egg prices.
That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen today or maybe even the last week.
Are you sure? There’s so much…
Yeah... There is no way this is more dumb than saying "T bills might not be worth anything"
Dear god, I missed that one. I'll just add it to the pile.
Edit: Holy shit. https://newrepublic.com/article/191367/trump-treasury-default-bond-market
You won't be surprised to learn that he's a Republican representing Georgia.
His name is Earl, but he goes by "Buddy."
I honestly don't know which is worse.
I would be so fucking embarrassed to have him as my representative.
So would his constituents, if they could read.
I laughed at this very loudly.
This is peak r/NotTheOnion.
Here's the bill from Georgia rep Buddy Carter: https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161
Idiocracy was never more prophetic than it is in our timeline. All it's missing are the stasis coffins.
I wish you guys could have President Camacho. He at least cared about things enough to trust running the country to the smartest man on earth
its like they are all 3 years old. I cant get over the idea that these are lawmakers.
I mean... beyond the utmost stupidity of the US renaming everything internally. We're basically setting up for everything to work like our measurements system.
There's the solution. we won't actually anex any other countries... but internally in america we'll just call them all "eagleton" and "America's Hat" and "Dirty land where everyones trying to get into america from".
So, is this something that one throws together while sitting on the potty, or are the taxpayers paying someone to put in a fair amount of time and effort to come up with this waste? Just asking.
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