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C++ Meme (lemmy.ml)
submitted 11 months ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[-] cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago

When C++ changes your gender.

[-] vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 44 points 11 months ago

All programmers are secretly femboys.

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Huh. I should probably shave this beard.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

No,no. leave it on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Sh1nyM3t4l4ss@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I thought that was Rust's job! Rust can only be mastered by trans women and femboys.

[-] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

I thought that was a joke while I was learning Rust, but then it actually happened to me :3

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

what about haskell!?!?

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

what's a gender?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago

A gender in DEEZ NUTS!!

... Did I do it right?

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Not exactly but the enthusiasm is there.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 35 points 11 months ago

I'm not even there yet, I'm just trying to resolve my IDE configuration issues

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

Me irl spending an hour trying to figure out why vscode reformats pasted code by 2 spaces when I've set 4 spaces for indent as the default.... so I could write ten lines of code (as a hobbyist)...

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

SPACES FOR INDENTS???!? 😤

You're one of these pre-incrementers? smh

[-] aracebo@unilem.org 2 points 11 months ago

My manager was helping me debug someone else's embedded firmware and the first thing he did was change the Keil preferences from tabs to spaces :/

[-] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Me:

  • Need to debug a program
  • Debugger doesn't work
  • Need to debug the debugger
  • ...
  • Look at a hardware bug in the CPU that breaks ptrace syscall /s
  • Go find a bucket of sand.
[-] AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

I'm not even even there yet, I am still installing my 37th loading bar plugin

[-] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

"lexicon.obj : error LNK2019: unresolved external symbol "void __cdecl Error(class std::basic_string,class std::allocator >)" (?Error@@YAXV?$basic_string@DU?$char_traits@D@std@@V?$allocator@D@2@@std@@@Z) referenced in function "private: void __thiscall Vector::checkRange(int,char const *)" (?checkRange@?$Vector@UcharT@Lexicon@@@@AAEXHPBD@Z)" 😭

[-] raubarno@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Good luck!

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 11 months ago

I'm confused.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

It's an anime meme or something, no idea why it's in this community.

[-] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

its both, a meme about having to debug c++ code i guess

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Anime source btw: OreGairu

[-] hypertown@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

!programmeranimemes@lemmy.world

[-] saplyng@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I'm currently in dependency hell trying to compile a zip formatted react native program I've been given

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

try don't

[-] tccpdi@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Good meme, cheers

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I wish I was doing passion projects

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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