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Armorsmith (lemmy.ca)

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https://www.oglaf.com/

Most of their comics are NSFW so heads up before you go there digging for more :o

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[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 52 points 4 months ago

Most of their comics are NSFW so heads up before you go there digging for more :o

FFS, can't even have fun reading cool comics at work

[-] truxnell@infosec.pub 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah would not go reading oglaf at work lol

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 months ago

NO! Don’t read Oglaf at work!

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 4 months ago

The sign of a worthy website.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Most of their stuff is basically porn.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 22 points 4 months ago

Is it though? The whole "contoured torso" design is quite detrimental to protection, you want it bulging outward in a wide arc. And you don't want your neck expossed like that, either. Though the person to the right of him with considerably less slutty armor has very similar design issues.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oglaf is a work of smutty fiction. In their world, the level of protection a set of armor provides is directly correlated with how slutty it looks on the user :>

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 4 months ago

won't the curvature help deflect blows? Im not sure though if any advantage that might give be evened out by the slut part though.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago

If you hit the outer part sure (though they'll dent and cave in very easily, which would quickly negate any advantage), but if you hit between the boobs you'll actually get more purchase than if you hit someone with a flat-chested armor.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 4 months ago

to be fair we don't know how those boobs are made and they may not cave and be more resistant to denting given the extra room for reinforcement. I don't think the middle of the boobs will give more purchase really given the curves. It would still be sliding and not really hook in, unless you manage to dent first but we are talking deep into combat. So yeah once things get hard and deep it could be a problem.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago

The trouble is that hitting the inside of the bump gets deflected towards the chest, which you really don't want. Armor should be uniboob with a peak in the center deflecting outward.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 4 months ago

what about some other odd number like 3 boobs?

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

we don’t know how those boobs are made and they may not cave and be more resistant to denting given the extra room for reinforcement

That's going to increase the weight by quite a bit, which is a critical issue for armor. It would be much more useful to reinforce an efficient shape.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

That’s pretty cool armor though

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Even has a belly button on it

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

So er... How did he "pay" for the armor?

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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