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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

While I have saved this for later distribution, it looks more like he's checking his phone. Either way, he's not paying attention.

[-] gregs_gumption@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's what it looks like to me. To be honest though just about everything on the internet is probably more important than what Elongated is saying.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He is really old, he'll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you're like, "mmhmm, they had a long life." He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it's just a job man.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk's in charge now.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Sadly he could not ever run because he does not have citzenship nor has he ever been to the US afaik. He has been to Mexico though. Maybe that counts.

[-] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He HAS been to the US then. The United States of Mexico.

[-] FatLegTed@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Xevlar

Did you come up with that? It's fucking top notch funny. I don't laugh much these days.

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can't forget it.

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Don't see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, the kid isn't a hat, he's a human shield.

People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he's been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.

[-] BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don't come back for revenge.

Can't see how a billionaire's kid is any different - it's really nothing personal.

[-] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Musk gets him excited. He's jerking off.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, Stormy made it clear that he doesn't have a two-hander, even with tiny hands.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 2 months ago

It's fucking weird that there are people in this comment section acting like Trump is a naughty schoolboy texting his crush under the desk.

He's Trump. If he was shitposting it'd be on the table and any sycophant that had a problem with it would get told to shut up and get him a hamburger.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Unless he's talking to his FSB handler on his second phone and doesn't want anyone to see

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

The FSB handler that told gim to stop all aid and make an exception for ukraine?
That told him to unlilaterally break the missile treaties?
Is he in the room with us right now?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Is your argument here that Trump couldn't possibly be a Russian asset? Because I've got news for you, the evidence is pretty overwhelming that he is, at the very least, helping Putin with everything he needs.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your 'evidence'

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your 'evidence'

Yeah, I think maybe you don't know what the word "facts" actually means, because you did no such thing.

Have you tried, I don't know, googling it?

Try adding "Krasnov" to your queries.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

LOL Imagine being this confidently wrong .
I did give you 2 important decisions Trump made that were very hostile to Russia. Or do you want to deny this happened or that he during his first time already fully supported them 4 years long.
Maybe you do, there's a possibility of you being 'special' in the head.

Especially when I do Google what you have to offer as 'facts'. Slop I normally wouldn't waste time with and read:

"According to a Facebook post..."
"a former Soviet and Kazakh security official, claimed..."
"a rumor circulated online that.... "

You see, when they use these little words it means they pulled them from their ass and have nothing to back it up.
Exactly the opposite of a fact (a thing that is known or proved to be true.)
Only dumb or very gullible specimens would believe that, or worse double down on them.
I don't waste time on them Like I don't waste on those 'articles'.
At best I ridicule them, then say goodbye.
So bye

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

What a weird comment... FYI, the Krasnov thing is a very recent development, so it's not confirmed.

But let's not pretend that's the only evidence. Clearly you have no interest in actually understanding this, as you've clearly already made up your mind before anyone was ever able to even present a case.

It's undeniable that, at the very least, Trump's actions are ALWAYS in line with Russia and Putin. Including decisions he's made that have literally no possible explanation beyond that.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

LOL
"let’s not pretend that’s the only evidence"
Been called out on it and fails to porovide any, yet doubles down, makes another comment yet still can't name 1 SINGLE FACT in his empty word salad.
I wonder who made up your mind for you?
If it's worthy of calling it a mind going by your abominal reasoning skills.

So again, since you the first hint went over your head, quit while your behind.
You have nothing to offer and only parrot the common MSM garbage.

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