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[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 68 points 2 months ago

Also perfectly fine: No tie at all.

[-] Jayjader@jlai.lu 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!

Those that wear ties are justified

For wearin the suit, you're the chosen white

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 months ago
[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

I have three running bets with friends. I bet ties and suits will no longer exist in 100 years and we will see them in the same way we see seventeenth century wigs. While they argue we will all be dead by then, I argue that, regardless, we will not see any ties or suits.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago

What if I'm not wearing pants?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Down to your ankles

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Then you're automatically doing it right.

[-] Dashi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Then you are doing work from home right

[-] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Straight to jail

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

you need the modesty tie on the left... probably sexy.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago
  1. The POTUS
  2. The Interviewee
  3. The Mormon
[-] admin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I thought #3 was the waiter, or the valet parking.

[-] perniciousanteater@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I use the tie to hide my balls

[-] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[-] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Couple of professional poor dressers.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart

[-] shani66@ani.social 21 points 2 months ago

If I'm wearing a leash i want it to be stylish and truthful, none of this corpo garbage

[-] whelk@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and not wear one at all

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

I always heard the tip of the tie should be at your bellybutton, making the rightmost imagine correct.

There should definitely be a gap between your tie and pants, it looks super weird if not.

[-] thebigslime@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The tip should land inside your belt buckle's perimeter, as depicted.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I agree, but desk slouch probably keeps this swapping between mid and right, sadly

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.

[-] rock_hand@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ties suck. Abolish tie wearing.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Why? What difference does any of them make.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

If we stuck to attacking Trump's awful policies and did not attack his appearance people might mistake us for adults and we can't have that. Orange lol amirite?

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