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[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 150 points 10 months ago

Today, OP was an idiot. Again.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 60 points 10 months ago

That's Anon's curse, every day.

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 85 points 10 months ago

I did something like this. I was sitting in the pool by my dorm for like an hour just kinda staring at a tree and a group of people showed up. after a bit one of the girls asked me my name and told me hers and my stupid ass said "ok".

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 8 points 10 months ago

her friends kept trying to get her to ask me to come over to the side of the pool they were on after that too.

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't understand. What is the hoodie? I can't really read the letters. Just looks like generic anime girls.

[-] Adincar@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 10 months ago

I found it, it's hololive advent, gen 3 of hololive's EN vtubers. Fuwamoco from this generation won vtubers of the year so they're pretty popular at the moment.

The hoodie itself is from omocat, I actually have a few of their designs myself. Here is a link.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 14 points 10 months ago

Knowing that context the girl may actually be making fun of Anon.

But it's a greentext so it's fake and gay anyways

[-] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

No, Asian girls are into this shit too

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago

LMAO they're not they're into lean-buff, babyface Korean actors and anime guys.

[-] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Yes? And the sweater the OP wore was an anime sweater

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Omocat themselves? But screw them, they are a bad person iirc.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

I can see Biboo, Shiori and Nerissa, so it must be Hololive merch. Maybe it says "Holo Advent", Advent is the name of the group those three are in.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 68 points 10 months ago

Hope someone on the replies told him that they were flirting with him, so next time he recognize it.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Someone that insecure would have fucked it up anyway.

[-] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

another example of middle-school anon pretending to be in an adult situation to avoid being underage b&

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

Just another Tuesday

[-] don@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago

Another day of anon being an absolute idiot is like another day of breathing air.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 29 points 10 months ago

Anon, you dummy, she liked you!

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 28 points 10 months ago

If you go outside with that hoodie and don't expect to be humiliated re evalueate your decisions.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

The prosecution against the hoodie rests.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

totally heard this in marge's voice in my head.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Unless someone is wearing a hentai shirt or something who cares? Just let people enjoy what they like without judgement

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

I'd say it is less about not letting them enjoy their interest and more about wearing anime girls on their clothes. That just isn't appropriate outside of maybe conventions and your own home, at least it is not perceived that way by most people.

Now you could argue that one shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, and that's valid, but misses the point.

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago

The idea of appropriate clothing outside of like shirts with swastikas or pictures of murdered babies on them is bullshit. Your delicate sensibilities shouldn’t dictate my sense of self expression

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

See the second half of my comment. Thats totally valid, you do you and whatever else you feel like expresses yourself, but that also gives people the freedom to judge you for how you present yourself. That is the whole point of appearances, evoking images and associations in other people's minds.

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 10 months ago

Of course, you are free to feel whatever you want. How could I possibly stop such a thing. What I mean is if you decide that I need to adhere to dress code based on it you can go fuck yourself.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

I don't "decide" on what others have to wear, the point is if you wear anime girl hoodies people will think you're a massive weeb. If you dont like that, don't wear that hoodie outside.

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 21 points 10 months ago
[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 months ago

I assume he infers. Taking your index finger upright and moving it left and right. In a nuh uh kinda way

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You don't wag, Jerry! It's very confrontational. People don't finger-wag unless they're really serious. Tell him, Kramer!

Oh, you dont finger wag, Jerry.

George: 👉

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Yes 🤣 that’s what I was picturing

[-] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 3 points 10 months ago

female repellent hoodie

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