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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago
[-] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

Average Health Insurance CEO

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago
[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You're so reasonable!

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[-] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago
[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You awful, awful person.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Yeah! I think they're cute.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago
[-] s3rvant@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago
[-] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago
[-] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

I don't know any.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

I am irrationally angry.

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why do you throw litter out of your car?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

God fucking dammit.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

At least 2 meters.

[-] Alice@beehaw.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm pregnant and it's yours. :( What do you want me to do?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago

What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago

Damn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago

I'm not american.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.

[-] Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Probably sudan or one of those countries.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you like it in the butt?

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[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You rub alladin's lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes.
What do you wish for?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago
  1. Kill someone
  2. become on of those right wing grifters
  3. Become a "cancelled" stand up comedian.
[-] MTK@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Interrupting people extremely often.

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