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[-] FFF982@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

YES! love them.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

At least 2 meters.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 34 points 4 days ago
[-] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago

Average Health Insurance CEO

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What's your favourite pizza topping?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago
[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago

I wonder what's worse :(

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago
[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 32 points 4 days ago
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 4 days ago

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[-] Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Probably sudan or one of those countries.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 4 days ago
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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Interrupting people extremely often.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I'm going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I also considered "how do you prefer to talk about Linux?"

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

That isn't as effective.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

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[-] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 26 points 4 days ago
[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

You awful, awful person.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 4 days ago

Yeah! I think they're cute.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 4 days ago
[-] s3rvant@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago

These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

[-] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago
[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 4 days ago
[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

They all universially think he's crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.

[-] Alice@beehaw.org 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm pregnant and it's yours. :( What do you want me to do?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago
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[-] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Literally nothing. I legit can't get myself to speak to anyone I like.

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