I was at a stop light once and there was a really cute cow in a trailer next to me and it stuck its tongue out at me when I rolled down my window to say hi and I lost my mind.
If you ever want to have a wicked argument, find a donkey.
There used to be a donkey that would be near the road I walked home from the pub on, I'd have full on drunken arguments with him, sometimes I'd lose the argument, he made some good points.
This is one of those comments that my brain will randomly remember months later as I chuckle
I feel the same when meowing at cats.
it was saying Moo-urns !
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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