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can I trust the ravioli gods? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Staden_@pawb.social to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?

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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 month ago

tea is cheap and you read the leftover leaves from drinking a cup. that is some wasteful and expensive divination.

[-] subunit317@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

LOL. I mean, reading runes as a form of divination is basically on this level. The idea is that you fill a bag with runes, then dump it out on a surface and make your reading based on how they fall.

Personally I prefer to use spaghettios divination in my practice.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is ill advised because Mr. Boyardee is a scoundrel and his spirit will influence predictions so that they ultimately lead to hijinks, his council should only be trusted in matters of pasta.

[-] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

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