Was getting in the way of the aliens probing anon
some alien intern thought they forgot their probe in Anon, then when they got to their ship their boss was like "no that's not for us"
It's under the bed.
butt plug tom strikes again
Aliens
Perhaps Anon inserted it in a dream?
The chocolate buttplug
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