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[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago

"good morning"

It's 10 in the evening

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago
[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Take good care of the luck.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago

"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago
[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

"Happy/sorry to hear that!"

[-] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)

[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 18 hours ago

the cashier was male too (gay)

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 18 hours ago

the cash point used linux too (free)

[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 16 hours ago
[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

"Good thanks, you?"

this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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