I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there's only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

...And you're a school bus driver for a Sunday school

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I'm 34.

I read somewhere that canonically Jerry's apartment is some kind of pocket dimension held together by his ego

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you're mostly just a tired person.

Cause I'm single and trying to pass this math test

Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting

It worked, thanks!

I've been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so..

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson's American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

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I'm sure the article makes many salient points.