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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Good thing we've got so many international allies and are known for being such a stable, reliable economic partner. Now, if you'll excuse me, I haven't read the news in two months and I need to catch up on current events.

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[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Do not help us. This is what we deserve.

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is An autonomous territory under the kingdom of Denmark.

I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is he trying to neg us by threatening our sovereignty and then asking for a favour??? Most high schoolers know better than to fall for that. Like, get real.

I think that's the point. Bullying/Threatening countries and then "asking" them for help. Then if they don't oblige he uses it to booster support for the bullying and threats. Similar ordeal with cutting aid to Egypt and then asking them to take something like 1.5 million people in from Gaza that Trump doesn't want on their homeland.

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[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Kneel down and beg.

[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Denmark: Did you say "please" even once?

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago
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[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, good luck with that America after you've insulted and threatened every ally that would sell us eggs.

Dumbasses.

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The eggs aren't even that much more expensive to produce. The hit has only been about 2%. There's still plenty of eggs. And it's the same with getting free range eggs instead of battery/cage - the increase in production price is pretty small, really.

It comes down to the same thing: the market charging premiums. They charge more for free range because it's 'luxury'. They charge more for organic because it's 'lifestyle'. And they charge more for eggs during US strife because it's 'supply and demand'.

They have the supply. They also have an excuse, and nobody is regulating them. The country doesn't need to buy eggs en masse, it needs to regulate pricing.

[-] PandaParent@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They actually don’t have the supply. The USA is short tens of millions of eggs because of all the hens they had to slaughter due to bird flu. Which RFK probably doesn’t think is real.

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[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I would not send a single good egg until Jan 2029.

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'd give Drumph some eggs, if only he would come within range...

[-] Naloe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Actually I would send them ONE egg, so that they can suck on it.

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[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

The fastest way to have a people turn on it's leaders is for the food supply to be threatened.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Americans turned on their leaders?

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Yup. The US is currently deporting a significant portion of it's agricultural workforce, while putting insane tariffs on the countries it imports food from, while also doing major cuts to the government which makes problems like avian flue more likely.

The Trump regime has a very "let them eat cake" approach to the food supply.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

while putting insane tariffs on the countries it imports food from

Also on the country they import most of their fertilizer from.

Real "stable genius" moves going on there.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Interesting that the orange traitor flooded CA's farms in response to the recent wildfires, while also threatening undocumented farm workers, while also levying taxes across broad swaths of the economy. Seems to me that he's been instructed on actions to take to raise food prices. Hmm...

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[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, so now the US has pivoted to strongman style diplomacy where you rattle your sabre and then ask for concessions? I've bought a fresh carton of eggs last week, Orange Felon and his tech bro boyfriend can have them projectile delivered straight to their stupid mugs.

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[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 8 points 1 week ago

Let me see... since new years you have threatened to annex Greenland, had Musk call our finest astronaut retarded, called our Prime Minister retarded, recently Roger Stone called one of our conservative politicians a sick demented asshole on Twitter when said politician asked for the general secretary of NATO to not joke about Trump and Greenland and... oh yeah, Trump and Vance attacked and insulted our dear friend, President Zelenskyj on world wide TV.

So...... how about no? Oh, I'm sorry: no, thank you.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

everything except actually putting the companies responsible in check.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Bird flu talk sounds a little too close to vaccine talk, and farmers vote Republican.

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[-] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Implement fucking price controls before you beg for European eggs ffs

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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

You want em?

Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

You want to take our sovereignty away?

…starve.

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

What does it mean the US has reached out? Individual store chains? State governments? Certainly not Trump.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Likely USDA which is under one of his appointees so either way very dumb.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I know right.

Hey we don't want your crap in our country. America first. But while I have you on the phone....

[-] sunfur82@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Hilarious. The US reaching out to the people they've insulted, threatened or victimized in some way, shape or form and asking them for help. And when they get refused, they'll tell the American people that everyone is being so mean to them.

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[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Didn't their leader said they don't need to rely on other countries?

[-] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Citizen of the United States here. Don’t. Assume whatever this orange anal fistula offers to pay will in fact not be paid. Assume whatever agreement brokered will immediately be ignored or violated. Assume this pus filled clementine will still try to “take” Greenland.

Let this shithole 3rd world country burn. It asked for fascism in the form of egg prices, let them deal with their egg prices.

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[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

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[-] Letsdothisok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've got a whole sack of eggs I'm selling for cheap, but you gotta extract them yourselves. In fact, I'll even pay you, but then you gotta go after. Don't hang around after.

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[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

FUCK THAT. Let's see eggs go to $5/each. We need to face the consequences of our collective fucking idiot electoral choices.

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[-] sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Ask for 50% mineral rights and a thank you.

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