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submitted 3 months ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/world@lemmy.world

"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Friends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!

[-] tracker@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

Just picked up 2 dozen local eggs for $9.99CAD.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

Fuck kinda pricey bud. Where abouts?

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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Air delivered eggs from another continent, surely they're going to be cheap. If only there were at least two neighboring countries that could be able to send them for cheaper...

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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

[-] NightCrawlerProMax@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Maybe I’m uninformed in these things. But isn’t it super easy to get the supply of eggs increased domestically? Even in a country like India which almost has 1.5 billion people, I’ve never heard about a shortage of eggs.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 3 months ago

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 months ago
[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

Going to assume you mean the meme.

Blake Boston, the guy whose picture was used for Steve, was alive and well as of August last year, at least according to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA296fsdaB4, and there's no obituary showing up online.

The Wikipedia article for the meme would almost certainly have been updated if there'd even been a whiff of that.

[-] titi@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

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[-] Argyle13@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

And they all answered "yes, you can eat our eggs, but not how you would expect"

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