When I lived in the dorms in college, I saw everyone around me getting care packages from their parents, and I felt sad because my parents' gift to me was that I could take some hangars for my clothes, but not the nice ones. I went to my girlfriends house and when her mom realized I didn't really have much food in my dorm room, she took me into her pantry and started loading up bags of food for me, including just so many cans of pineapples. It was such a touching gesture that made me feel loved, especially considering she was definitely less well off than my parents. I ate so many pineapples that I got very sick of them, but I still think about cans of pineapple with great fondness.

This comment is for a very niche audience but Lieutenant Malcolm Reed would enjoy this meme and also the pineapple.

Ugh, fine. I'll play fallout again.

A twist: the birthday was OP, and the present was to himself via girlfriend later that night.