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[-] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

One day, you will get a message.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

a message

Or 6

[-] Laereht@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Start being more active and posting stuff

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 14 points 1 month ago

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 12 points 1 month ago

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[-] stray@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[-] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

[-] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Wtf? How did you know?

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.

What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances

[-] JonsJava@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago
[-] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No idea. That's why I'm impressed

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Could just be a connection problem.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[-] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey mate me too

Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it ๐Ÿ˜“

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

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