This country is the nastiest skank removed I’ve ever met. Do not trust them.

I'm convinced the guy is literally doing this because of how it would look on a map. He took a look at how big Canada looks (partially due to Mercator) and thought "Wouldn't it be great if the my country was that big?"

"Hello, is this Canada? I got a vermin infestation in a White House that could use fumigation. Do it like how you did in 1814. It is too far gone to be saved."

Nasty pasty, pudding and pie

That thumbnail is pretty nasty

The most common response to this as an American from other Americans is “he’s joking, or it’s just a deflection.” And that can be true. But like everything else he’s said - it’s always a joke until it isn’t. But if you’re Canadian it was never a fucking joke to begin with and I’m here for it.

Dear Canadians,

Despite being fully taken over by morons, this soon-to-be US expat loves you.

Public spanking of Donald is in order. Time to put up Wanted sign for Don.

Diaper Don is further gone than Old Yeller was when his owner took him back behind the shed. Just sayin'

Can someone please get dementia Donny back to his nursing home please

Haha, good one. Ok you can stop joking now. Guys did-- did you hear me? YOU CAN STOP JOKING NOW GUYS

We’ll wipe out anyone who dares to invade our country. Scorched earth. We will render the Great Lakes radioactive for thousands of years.

Oh really Donny, are they deplorable?

But 50 is such a nice round number

Politically, Canada and California are indistinguishable. The United States with two Californias would look more like Canada than it would the current US.

The GOP cringes every time Trump talks about a 51st state.