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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago

Man, I'd be pretty pissed to be woken up from a coma the way things are going now.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 59 points 3 months ago

Isn't the premise that the life you're now living is the coma? So tbh I'd welcome the wake up.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh yeah, missed that. Yes, make me woke, please!

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You wake up from your coma in 2016. They tell you you were the victim of a gorilla attack at a zoo. They were able to successfully subdue the gorilla.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

That'd be real damn nice. And hey, if its been long enough ill have lost weight 😃

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Can you fucking imagine. I'd ask to be put back in.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago

if my dreams are this shit, I don't wanna know what not being in a coma is like🙏

[-] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago

Is that shirt real? I need one.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Yes, me too. Although there's a guy in my building complex who might take it seriously, and I'm not sure I wanna be the messenger.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

Wdym? How would a plain black shirt not be real?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Ngl I kinda want that shirt hahahaha

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Gotta wake rule

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