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She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

My doctor told me "You need to stop masturbating." "Why?" "Because I'm trying to give you an exam."

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

My doctor must hate chubby people in bathing suits, he keeps going on about saturated fats.

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