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Crimes against breakfasts (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Lotta lactose intolerant people put fruit juice on cereal. I tried it on a long cross-country trip with my wife - tastes pretty good, and no worries about milk going bad.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Fruit juice should be refrigerated once opened and does go bad in several days

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Well we're still alive and well, what can I say.

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee -4 points 6 days ago

Bullshit; I'm lactose intolerant and I would never do something so insane. Almond and Oatmilk exist—and even if it's not available—I'll still drink cow's milk and deal with the consequences later.

[-] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Oh, shit, didn't realize it was about you?! Oh, wait...

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry, I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to share a relevant anecdote.

[-] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Theres a certain subset of people who think you need permission to post on a public forum. its weird.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

But now you have diabetes.

[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago

She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Bless her heart

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 50 points 1 week ago

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago

Yo my dude wtf

[-] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago

straight to jail.

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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 week ago

People love making arbitrary food rules. Eat whatever tastes good, so long as no one's hurt.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

That is how I feel too. I used to gatekeep food. Now I am like whatever. Eat what you like how you like.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago

Specially since going plant based, my favourite hobby is breaking food rules.

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

try it with a shot of kahlua

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

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[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 18 points 1 week ago

That's how they knew she was autistic.

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[-] Elkot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Why would anyone warm it? I have a puddle with like 20 oak leaves in my backyard, if I want leaf water, I'll drink that.

[-] silverlose@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

The chemist in me is so sad 😞 what’s wrong with the microwave for heating water? That’s it’s one job in life

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[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.

So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.

Her strike ended really quick after that.

Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.

[-] itsyaboiboi@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.

OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

One time when I was single, I poured myself a big bowl of rice crispies, only to find that my milk was sour. I was really annoyed - then I realized I had apple juice, so I poured that on instead. It was a little on the sweet side, but it actually tasted pretty good.

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