Trump has already made it clear that he's a Russian asset. The only question that remains is if he doing their bidding knowingly.

How would he go about transferring wealth to Putin & pals? He can't do business with them, because sanctions.

Russia already owns 12% of the world's crypto.

Trump can inflate their value by pulling shit like this.

Russia: profit.

Gotta give Russia the liquidity to exit its BTC positions if the war and sanctions will soon be over.

This smells like 1929.

I hate that they even say this shit... Like I get this is just a blitz of information in the attempt to overwhelm us, but goddamn is it manufacturing anxiety. Wasn't it investing 101 that uncertainty is bad?

The One Piece is real

So then, hypothetically, if they do this and we get hit with an EMP or a huge solar flare we will literally have nothing? I know it's a little "tin foil hat" on my part, but I like to live by the rule of not putting all your eggs in one basket. I know this is an excuse for them to do a whole bunch of shady shit and destroy shit from the inside, but a random Internet stranger shouldn't have a better grasp of national security than the president. Like, if this doesn't set off red flags for you, you are either incredibly stupid or you think this will pay you out in some way. (Spoiler: it won't)

Even my 70 year old mom knows this is a stupid idea and she doesn't even know how to reset a router.

Let's just send the gold to North Korea and skip the middleman. /s

Huh, right wing dipshits have been buying gold from hucksters for decades now. I'm assuming this sell off would devalue gold somewhat. It'll be weird seeing consequences of this if it happens.

Recently pardoned Dread Pirate Roberts will be appointed the head of the Department of Internet Currency Keeping.

He's the best at bitcoin.

Undoubtedly he'd resign or get scapegoated though, and truck will need to find and appoint a new DICK head.

Sure, why not. I could use a laugh, and the memes when this fails too are going to be juicy.

Simon Gruber wishes he had this much gold.

The Orange Turd is such a genius.