Huh, that's not what I get:
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Another classic:
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
Linux knows the importance of consent / If you're not one already, Linux can't help you understand /
$ sudo touch woman
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
You want me to do what now?
(Sudo, the cat.)
Ah, I see you've got the new hardware implementation of netcat
.
Baby don't hurt me
That's only because you didn't ask it as an admin.
SUDO whoami should return "God."
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this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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