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[-] Kraiden@kbin.earth 56 points 1 week ago

Huh, that's not what I get:

Terminal output for whoami command: You're a special little snowflake, and the smartest most handsomest boy in the world

[-] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago
$ man woman 
No manual entry for woman

Linux knows the importance of consent / If you're not one already, Linux can't help you understand /

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago
$ sudo touch woman
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

You want me to do what now?

(Sudo, the cat.)

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Ah, I see you've got the new hardware implementation of netcat.

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

When testing for permissions, I still giggle over trying to execute “touch this” then being told “can’t touch this”

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago

That's only because you didn't ask it as an admin.

SUDO whoami should return "God."

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Are you Odysseus or smth?

[-] sircac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My name Is Nobody (Il mio nome è Nessuno)

[-] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

oh no Linux don't say it again

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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