The Ark of the Covenant. My grandfather had a job this big government warehouse. Turns out, as long as you don't open the thing, (I nailed the bastard for safety,) the Ark doesn't mind if you use it as a coffee table.

Nice try FCC. I am not saying what size antennas I own or what gain they may have.

About 2 pounds of weed and a coin my friend smuggled through checkpoint Charlie in her shoe.

Well, they only put out one album, but it was pretty good, so I have the CD still

Also, the cover of all the way from Memphis is phenomenal