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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm a programmer and my answer would be more like the tester's answer.

But okay I also used to be a tester so this comment is probably invalid.

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

This all assumes all years are measured by the same orbit with no mixing and matching planets or space habitats.

The standard earth year had not been adopted system wide

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 14 points 2 days ago
[Test]
public void Sister_IsAstronaut() 
{
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Managers when a tester does this in a planning meeting, asking for more time to write better teats: 😠

Managers when a staff level engineer does this in a post-fuckup root cause analysis meeting telling everyone what went wrong: 🤤

Managers when the tester points out it wouldn't have happened if tests for it had gotten written:

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Probably? Nah mate, your box of stuff, has already been chucked out of the window... You are next

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

That's a good tester.
In my experience coders usually make absolutely terrible testers, testing only for the most inane case, or just positive cases (ie, it does the nominal case without bursting into fire).

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also, we first have to define more precisely what 'being 2' means. E.g., if we just count birthdays and one of them is born on Feb 29th in a leap year, that person 'ages' with 1/4 of the speed.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This may be why I hated math.

[-] Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Now that’s thinking like a lawyer!

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The funny thing is, when I talk to lawyers (of which I am not one) it's nothing like this, because any human court will understand the intention of the question is arithmetical. It will create legal fictions to paper over affairs, rule the law inapplicable if the sister is dead, and go for lunch.

It seems law is like 90% precisely defined and 10% whatever the courts decide that day. That turns out out to be stable while still fairly immune to edge cases, so it's stuck for centuries.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You could also simplify by saying that assuming neither of them are dead, at some point while he is 44 she will be 42. Whether or not she is actually his sister seems to be irrelevant, she was stated to be his sister, so regardless of biological data, it is being presented as a fact assumption.

The space stuff is not currently possible and can be disregarded as well.

[-] BowlingForBowls@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Ugh, this is what you get when there's no AC.

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

What does being uncomfortably warm have to do with this?

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pentester:

42, -7, Yellow, false, null, {{7*'7'}}

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

!lemmySilver

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