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Anon sees a doctor
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This man needs mouse bites to live.
You are a black man.
This vexes me.
9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.
It's never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.
Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day
Last time a had one of those my doctor stole my ass and wore it as a hat
2/10, would not recommend
Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time
I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!
Must be USAian or Japanese. It's terminal.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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