Lol in one of our campaigns a player wanted to awaken an otter and teach it to be a wizard. Me being the asshole realist DM I made him roll for stats to see if the otter had the aptitude for wizardry. Since it was random, of course it didn’t and so he went on awakening otters until he happened to find one that was gifted in wizardry. This led to a large group of awakened otters who went off and did their own thing… until in our next campaign the next DM brought them back as a basically an organized crime ring. The player’s reaction as he realized his previous character had created all of the problems we were now dealing with was priceless.

“I cast Create Water”

Everyone claps.

Ook!

Sorry, I mean "Clam Emotions"

I'm playing an Otterman Watermancer with a cute distraction ball.