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catch {
    exec('rm -rf /*')
}
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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Certainly nicer than my SDL experience of catch { window.becomeunclosable(); }

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Back in my days working as .NET developer on Windows 7, I came into work one morning to find a colleague fuming that his machine had died on him.

He spent the whole morning reinstalling Windows and getting his environment set back up, and then pulled the branch he was working on, happy to finally be done with setup and get back to work. Ran his test suite and bam, machine crashes!

It was only at that point the penny dropped. We took a look at his branch, and sure enough he'd accidentally written a test that, when ran, deleted his entire C: drive!

That particular lesson made me very careful when writing any code that does things with the filesystem.

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Or, you know, run it in a chroot.

Hey, if Valve gets to wipe home directories in released software, developers should get the chance to do it in their test code.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Having your filesystem on the line might actually make some people write decent code.

[-] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

You got the French language initials backwards, OP.

It should be rm -fr /*

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

Also, to make sure there are no linguistic roots left over on your system that it might grow from again, add --no-preserve-root.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The Apple way...

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 43 points 2 days ago

I'm a big fan of just leaving the catch block blank as a nice fuck you gesture

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago
[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago

No, no. You're supposed to drop tables, not throw them.

[-] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

If you drop them all the way from the top of the stack, this is what happens

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

On Error Resume Next

[-] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Halt and catch fire

[-] NewDark@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Seppuku exception handling is wild

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