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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

Until March 10th, the Tesla stock dropped dramatically to a low of $222.15, and the articles posted that day were reasonable. Honestly, it was lower last spring at $142.05 in April 2024. Everything after March 10th were not reasonable or reflective of reality.

As of today the stock sits at $287.99, nowhere near its peak but still overvalued as living fuck.

Yet somehow, we've had two fucking solid weeks of "Tesla stock dropping" news articles while the stock has been slowly creeping back up.

All those articles just serve as wishcasting for people who don't like Musk.

I fucking hate Musk, but what I hate more is ignoring reality around you. That's what MAGA idiots do.

I had the stupidest arguments with people who kept saying that it was rising didn't matter. Why not? He's still way up in terms of valuation from just a year ago, and it's still rising, no matter what bullshit fantasy we want to tell ourselves because we reasonably fucking hate Elon Musk.

Anyway, the stock is probably being juiced by Russia and Saudia Arabia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What follows are some examples:

March 10th: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/10/tesla-shares-plunge-14percent-head-for-worst-day-in-five-years.html

March 17th: https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-stock-price-musk-ai-model-y-10b333a4

March 19th: https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/19/business/elon-musk-tesla-stock-nightcap/index.html

March 21st: https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-musk-lutnick

March 23rd: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-stock-tanked-hard-no-161417378.html

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[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

There's an earnings report due in April and that's when the rubber will hit the road, so to speak. Stock prices are all just pretend. I wishcast to hear they sold 5 cars last quarter.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Forget about Russia or Saudi Arabia, he basically has the backing of the US government. The government won't allow any of his businesses to fail and his business interests will only be helped by his doggy department.

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The government won't allow any of his businesses to fail

So they are going to buy thousands of cybercarts for the Army?

;-)

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Didn't they float plans to buy armored Teslas?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Man, if the fascists wind up being the driving force behind electrifying the US Army Motor Pool I am going to laugh until I pee myself...

It's not like it would even be a bad choice


the Army has been wanting their own version of the V-22 for ages, and cybertrucks are about as close as a ground vehicle can get to that particular engineering marvel.

[-] Oneser@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The same thing happens with any stock which people don't like. Same thing happened with the Anheuser-Busch stocks during the whining about corporate pandering.

From April to October 2023 when the "boycott" started, their shares fell ~15%. By December, they were back to where they started.

Most news is not news, just emotional clickbait. I find Reuters and AP News take a fair bit (but not all) of the emotion out and make for a less triggering read.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The difference here is that half of Tesla's inflated value is based on musk's personal brand. If he left the company when it was at 400, it would've dropped then too. All we have seen so far is musk's personal brand drop.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Stocks never just plunge straight to zero. Stocks in decline can have many bounces on the way down.

There's always that comeback from the group of investors who think "NOW it has reached the lowest point, buy buy buy!"

The stock market is generally horrible, it is largely dictated purely by investors and the stocks themselves have no relation to value lest you specifically go looking for stocks that return dividends or provide voting share. If you invest looking at how a company is going to perform, you are going to lose, you need to look at how investors are going to invest. Investing has always largely been about "meme stocks", it's just that the name stuck when astroturfing stock investment hit social networks en masse.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

All I'm hearing is that the Tesla vandals need to step up their game.

[-] lung@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

To this day homies don't understand the simple rule that controversy sells. It powers the brand. It keeps it in the news every day. Manage a steady drip of "bad but not soooo bad" controversy and you win. Case in point: Trump

If you want something to end, get people to stop thinking about it. I suspect people just like having something to be mad about and "belong" to an ingroup of other people mad at it too

Inb4 people are mad at me for "supporting Elon" by saying the above, right? Because obviously what he's doing is so bad and evil that "how dare I" not stand up against it? Well, I hope you enjoy the ride

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